"If you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers" -- Homer Simpson
And here are a few of my other favorites:
1. "I love life--it's mine I hate" -- LA Ink (television show)
2. "There seems to be a connection between poverty and money" -- Joe Bageant
3. "A sense of the fundamental decencies is parceled out unequally at birth" -- Scott Fitzgerald
4. "Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world" -- Schopenhauer
5. "It's called the American Dream because you've got to be asleep to believe it" -- George Carlin
So what's your signature or favorite quotation? Maybe I'll borrow it!
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I loved the Joe Bageant quotation--he's a favorite writer of mine (Deer Hunting with Jesus). My signature is from Joe Bageant too-- "Most of us live anecdotal lives in an anecdotal world...when you're fucked you know it, you don't need scientific verification".
ReplyDeleteMy favorite newest one was from a hotel. Their service thing that you hang on the door said "There are days when I could wear this around my neck....Do not Disturb."
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